Snow white and the Seven Studs
Deep in a dark forest lived Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. Having been deceived several times by her wicked stepmother, Ms. White cunningly switched the two apple halves, giving the poisoned one back to the old crone. She then split the magic half between her beloved Dwarves. One by one, each dwarf was transformed into a tall, handsome stud. Needless to say, Ms. White lived happily exhausted ever after.